Australia’s Vegans have launched a petition to ban the Bunnings sausage sizzle, claiming the smell of burning flesh combined with the phallic shape of the sausage is off putting and offensive to the community at large. ”It’s time that Bunnings… Read More ›
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Fury After Comedian Kicks Out A Couple Trying To Conceive During MICF Show
Drama has erupted over an incident that occurred at a Melbourne International Comedy Festival (MICF) show this weekend. Where a couple were kicked out by the comedian performing, after being caught trying to conceive a baby during the show. ”We… Read More ›
Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
Music fans throughout the colony of New South Wales have gone into an absolute snit of complaint after the catchy ballad Bound For Botany Bay took out first place in the Triple J Hottest 100 for 1788 “I’ve never heard… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Celebrates Their Viewership Hitting Double Figures
Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has thrown a party for it’s staff after receiving the news that their viewership has hit the elusive double digit figures. ”You dream that this day may indeed come, but, until it’s here you… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s 3 Fans Wonder What’s Happened To His Sky News Show
Failed politician turned low-rating TV host, Cory Bernardi, has left his fans, all 3 of them, wondering what has happened to him after Sky News Australia dropped their 2024 line-up with Bernardi’s name notably absent from the list. ”Surely they… Read More ›
Hadley Throws Out The Viagra After Dreaming Of Prime Minister Dutton
Proud White-Ribbon day ambassador, shock-jock Ray Hadley, has been boasting to colleagues that he no longer needs Viagra to help get things started, instead he just begins to dream of Prime Minister Peter Dutton. ”A lot of our ageing right-wing… Read More ›