Kim Kardashian’s arse has come out in favour of yesterday’s joint US-China announcement of an emissions control deal. The deal has been widely heralded as an important first step for world-wide consensus on climate change.
Kim Kardashian’s arse said it’s important for all popular culture figures to take a socially responsible stance on issues of importance. A spokesperson for the arse said: “We all need to pull together if we’re going to have effective change”.
The arse, Kanye’s West’s ear and Russell Brand’s beard are planning to release a Christmas charity single to support the fight against global warming.
Author: Vera Long