15th Loss Of The Season Finally Shuts Up That Fucking Western Sydney Wanderers Fan

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Workmates of fanatical Western Sydney Wanderers supporter Brett Gooley are relieved to report that last weekend’s loss against Perth Glory has finally shut him the fuck up.

“All we’ve heard from Brett for the past three years is how the Wanderers are the biggest thing in Australian sport and how the Red and Black Bloc are like a second family to him and that they’re the champions of Asia and how much fun he has linking arms and singing at the stadium… it’s like a broken fucking record”, said Elle Wisty, Gooley’s co-worker at Parramatta Printing. “But for the last few weeks Brett’s been quieter and quieter on a Monday and this week he just walked slowly to his workstation, dropped his red and black scarf into the bin and slumped face down onto his desk and started sobbing. Fucking beauty. It was so serene.”

The staff at Parramatta Printing are now hoping that the South Sydney NRL team continues in its current patch of bad form to shut up that fucking Rabbitohs fan.

Peter Green
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