Hundreds of wishy washy softcocks have been left disenfrachised after the deregistration of the Australian Democrats due to low membership numbers.

“I don’t want to vote Liberal because I didn’t go to a private school and I don’t want to vote Labor because I find trade union officials scary with their bulky jackets”, said university professor and softcock Pedro Verdi. “I still think there’s a place in Australian politics for a party like the Democrats to give bored middle class busy bodies a hobby.”

The Democrats have been deregistered after the Australian Electoral Commission phoned up the names listed as members of the party.

“The problem is that a lot of our members forgot that they were members when the AEC rang them up”, said Democrats leader whose name is Darren Churchill I think. “It wasn’t fair for the AEC to choose someone with an Indian accent to do the calling because we thought we were being cold called and just hung up straight away.”

The Greens are expected to benefit the most from the demise of the Democrats.

“We’ll pick up dozens of votes from wishy washy softcocks who want to vote for a party whose policies they never need to bother to look into because they have no hope of winning government”, said Christine Milne. “Christ on a bike, imagine if we actually won an election. I wouldn’t have a clue what to do next.”

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