Embarrassed troopers have admitted they released the notorious Ned Kelly gang from captivity after being fooled into thinking they were a group of baristas on their way to open a pop-up cafe in Glenrowan. “They all had big bushy beards… Read More ›
Peter Green
PM’s Ukulele Playing, Curry Cooking, Cubby House Building Neighbour Spots ScoMo Looking Over The Fence Taking Notes Again
Scott Morrison’s next door neighbour has once again been creeped out by the sight of the Prime Minister obsessively watching him over the side fence and taking notes on all his activities. “It’s like the guy has no idea how… Read More ›
Son Fears Christmas Card Not Really Written By Parents’ Cat
A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by the pet. “Mittens is a pretty smart cat, like he… Read More ›
Barrel Chested Old Coot At Beach Wants You To Guess How Old He Is
That leathery old bloke in speedos who’s always strutting around at the beach wants you to take a shot at guessing how old he is. “How old do you reckon I am?” asked wrinkly beachgoer Bert Vovo as he puffed… Read More ›
Locked Down Sydney Residents Still Unaware Of Existence Of Something Called “Instant Coffee”
Millions of Sydney residents braved lockdown restrictions yesterday to lumber down to their favourite café to pick up a cup of coffee, still blissfully unaware that something called “instant coffee” was invented decades ago. “I’ve had to mill around in… Read More ›
Australia’s Daggy Dads Demand Scott Morrison Stop Appropriating Their Culture
The head of Australia’s largest Daggy Dad lobby group has called for the Prime Minister to stop appropriating the culture of genuine hapless fathers to further his own political ends. ‘You just can’t blithely identify as a daggy dad if… Read More ›
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