World Cup host Nation Qatar has announced that they plan to celebrate the competition’s pride round by handing out complimentary stone’s to all supporters.
”Qatar is a very giving Nation,” said a Qatari Spokesperson. ”If people want to celebrate pride and homosexual relationships we will happily give them a stoning.”
”We won’t even bill them for the rocks.”
When reached for comment on why a Nation with an appalling LGBTIQ+ record would be allowed to host the World Cup, a FIFA Spokesperson said: ”We do a lot of research into all our potential World Cup hosts. From staying in luxury hotels to dining in fine restaurants.”
”We leave no stone unturned, no pun intended, when it comes to getting it right.”
”Besides, what’s a little human rights abuses among friends.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to meet with the Saudi Arabian Government to get advice on how to handle the media.”
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