Steve from Accounts, otherwise known as the office-know-it-all, has been spotted hanging out in the break room flicking through a cycling magazine in an attempt to lure people in to a one-sided chat about the Tour De France.
”Last month it was US politics, before that the T20 Cricket World cup, the dude is an apparent ‘expert’ on everything,” said Steve’s colleague Bill from shipping. ”Pity he couldn’t read up on how to be interesting, or show an interest in others.”
”Looks like I’ll be avoiding the break room for awhile and instead stand outside with the vapers.”
When reached for comment on his keen interest in the Tour De France and seeming one-time obsession with US Politics, Steve from Accounts said: ”My colleagues love to hear my thoughts about the happenings in the World.”
”Why just the other day Judy from marketing screamed at me to shut up, 40 minutes into an explanation I was giving her as to why the leader of the race’s jersey was yellow.”
”Poor girl was so enthralled by my chat, she had to take a break.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear there’s a bunch of vapers downstairs, perfect candidates to listen to everything I know about the polka dot jersey.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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