Steve from Accounts, otherwise known as the office-know-it-all, has been spotted hanging out in the break room flicking through an Olympic program in an attempt to lure people in to a one-sided chat about the Paris Olympics.
”Last month it was US politics, before that the Euro’s, the dude is an apparent ‘expert’ on everything,” said Steve’s colleague Bill from shipping. ”Pity he couldn’t read up on how to be interesting, or show an interest in others.”
”Looks like I’ll be avoiding the break room for awhile and instead stand outside with the vapers.”
When reached for comment on his keen interest in the Olympics and seeming one-time obsession with US Politics, Steve from Accounts said: ”My colleagues love to hear my thoughts about the happenings in the World.”
”Why just the other day Judy from marketing screamed at me to shut up, 40 minutes into an explanation I was giving her as to why the trajectory of the bullet aimed at Donald merely grazed his ear instead of taking it right off”
”Poor girl was so enthralled by my chat, she had to take a break.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear there’s a bunch of vapers downstairs, perfect candidates to listen to everything I know about slalom kayaking.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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