A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted… Read More ›
OfficeLife
City Worker Wonders If It’s Rained Enough Yet To Shut Up The Farmers
An inner city office worker has casually asked his colleague if they think we’ve had enough rain yet to shut up the farmers. Before going on to hope for a return of ‘good’ weather before the up coming weekend. “Look… Read More ›
Man Who “Can’t Believe It’s March Already” Starts Making Preparations For April
A Sydney man fed up with constantly being caught by surprise by the progression of time has resolved to be ready and waiting for it from this point onward. Peter Peterson, a 38-year-old mail room clerk from Petersham, has devised… Read More ›
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