Following his arrest yesterday on historical charges of sexual touching, elements of the media have been calling for the State of NSW to do something to honour Alan Jones, like renaming the State’s fish, the Blue Groper, the Alan Jones groper.

”All this legal stuff is quite nasty and quite frankly unwarranted,” said a prominent supporter of the Broadcaster who wished to stay anonymous. ”Alan has done so much for the country, one could say he has touched a lot of people.”

”We can’t build a statue of the man, the lefties would chop it down, so renaming a fish, I think is a nice touch, you bet you are, err, you bet it is.”

When asked why Mr Jones’ alleged crimes have seemingly being ignored for seemingly decades, Mr Abb, err, the prominent supporter said: ”Well, he has not been found guilty you know, and even if he is, a miracle might happen like the one that happened for Cardinal Pell.”

”He went to jail you know.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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