US President, Donald Trump, has declared a national day of mourning in America after the death of former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan.

President Trump has asked the nation to honour the former wrestlers dying wish, which was for everyone to forget about Epstein and his list.

”Hulk was a great guy and a dear friend, he did so much for America, like body slamming Andre the Giant and making everyone forget about that South Park episode,” said the American President. ”So, we should honour his wishes and forget about all lists, especially those involving that guy Epstein.”

”I can’t believe he’s gone, last time I saw him he was such a healthy shade of orange.”

When asked for his thoughts on the most recent episode of South Park, the President said: ”You think I’ve got time to watch low-rating cartoons.”

”I’m the President of America, the only low-rating cartoons I watch are the talking heads on Fox News.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and cause another distraction, I think I’ll demand McDonalds make the shamrock shake an all year round menu item.”

Mark Williamson

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