An obscure AFL player who has yet to play 6 games at a senior level is trending on X after speculation emerged via AFL Trade Radio that they might be worth as many as 2 first round draft picks.

”Sure, this guy is coming off two knee reconstructions and has fewer kicks than he has games, but gee, in a shallow draft you wouldn’t want to miss out on a potential franchise player,” said AFL expert provocateur Kane Cornes. ”Besides, if they do recruit him I look forward to tearing him and the club apart if he doesn’t win a Brownlow in his first year.”

”How good is it to be in the media.”

When asked if the media was to blame for the rise in mental health issues in players, agent provocateur Kane Cornes said: ”Yeah, nah, yeah come on, no one ever worries about my mental health.”

”Do you know how many times a day I get called a tool?”

”62, and that’s just from my wife and kids.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I heard that Bailey Smith put a coke can in a non-recycle bin, I’ve got to pillar him for that.”

Mark Williamson

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