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Federal Government Cancels Tony Abbott’s Visa
The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has cancelled the visa of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott ahead of Mr Abbott’s proposed trip to the United States. Mr Abbott is due to address the ultra-conservative Alliance Defending Freedom in keeping with his… Read More ›
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George Lucas Working On Special Edition Version of Force Awakens
Creator of Star Wars and founder of LucasFilms, George Lucas has announced that he intends to produce a digitally remastered special edition version of the 2015 box office hit Stars Wars: The Force Awakens. Lucas anticipates the announcement will be… Read More ›
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West Indies Selectors Proclaim Slump “Over” After Batting Out First Two Days Of Test
The Chairman of the West Indies Selection Committee Clive Lloyd has proclaimed the dawn of a second golden age of West Indies cricket after the side batted the first two days of the Sydney test to completion for a loss… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton’s “Reply All” Button Removed As Safety Precaution
The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet have instructed IT experts to remove the “reply all” button from all Immigration Minister Peter Dutton’s digital communication devices. The move comes as a safety precaution after Minister Dutton sent an SMS message… Read More ›
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Carols By Candlelight To Omit All References To Israel From “The First Noel”
Vision Australia’s 2015 Carols By Candlelight will be performing an altered version of the Christmas classic “The First Noel” to exclude mentions of Israel. The move comes amid concerns that the chorus line “Born is the King of Israel” may… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott On Track To Do More Interviews As A Backbencher Than As Party Leader
Former Prime Minister and volunteer fire fighter Tony Abbott is attempting to give more broadcast interviews in his remaining time as a backbencher than he did during his five year stint as party leader. Since leaving office with a pledge… Read More ›
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