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Manus Island Detainees ‘Very Concerned About Stability And Certainty In Australian Politics’
Like so many others, the detainees in the Manus Island Offshore Processing Centre watched the dramatic political events unfold on Monday night with strong interest and some concern. “Four prime ministers now in just five years,” said a dismayed Asan… Read More ›
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Peter Andre To Run For PM In 2016
Australian pop superstar and reality TV tragic Peter Andre has announced that he will be putting himself forward for the top job of Australian Prime Minister for the upcoming federal election. Mr Andre told The (Un)Australian that he was inspired by fellow… Read More ›
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Silvio Berlusconi Offers To Take In Hot Young Female Refugees
As a tsunami of Middle-Eastern refugees inundates Europe, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has offered to help relieve the pressure by offering housing to some. Following Finnish PM Juha Sipilä’s lead, who today stated that refugees could stay in… Read More ›
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New Poll Shows Everybody Is More Popular Than Tony Abbott
According to the latest (un)Australian poll, everybody else in the world is now more popular than Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Communications minister Malcolm Turnbull has cemented his lead over Abbott as the most popular choice as prime minister across all major… Read More ›
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Secret ACTU Army Training At Dubai To Take On Abbott
An ACTU-backed grassroots army is secretly training in Dubai, vowing to defeat the government and consign Prime Minister Tony Abbott to political history, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal. The unprecedented, top-secret campaign involves rank-and-file activists training with active members of… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Floats Plebiscite On The 21st Century After Next Election
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has suggested that, after the next federal election, the Coalition may be willing to consider a plebiscite on whether or not to accept the 21st century. The comment came after a six-hour-long Coalition party room meeting… Read More ›
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