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• Delegates To Alpha Males Convention Eyeing Each Other Warily In Car Park

  By Carlo Sands on 06/08/2015

  

    The mood was reported to be tense in the car park of the Wangaratta Convention Centre as 500 delegates arrived from all over Australia for the fifth annual Alpha Males Convention. “Whatever I damn well please and whenever I… Read More ›

• Bronwyn Bishop Claims Greek Island As Expense ‘For Spending Cuts Investigation’

  By Carlo Sands on 31/07/2015

  

  House of Representatives Speaker Bronwyn Bishop is under fresh fire after a review of travel claims revealed the embattled speaker has recently claimed the purchase of a Greek island as a “parliamentary expense”. Although Bishop is officially “on probation” after a… Read More ›

• Same-Sex Marriage Opponent Actually Just Hates Weddings

  By Carlo Sands on 29/07/2015

  

  Rory McPharlin, moderator of the Facebook group “Defend Traditional Marriage!”, has admitted that, actually, he just really, really hates weddings. “Some of my best friends are gay,” the 36-year-old McPharlin told The (Un)Australian, insisting his stance was different from the Christian fundamentalism… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Reveals ‘Cunning Election Plan’ At ALP Conference: Agree With Everything Abbott Says

  By Carlo Sands on 27/07/2015

  

  The Federal opposition leader, Bill Shorten, has revealed his strategy for getting Labor elected at the ALP annual conference over the weekend. The strategy is designed to wrong-foot the government by agreeing with everything they say and thereby confusing them… Read More ›

• Reclaim Australia ‘Devastated’ By Barnes’ Ban: ‘Khe Sanh Is The Only Song We Know’

  By Carlo Sands on 23/07/2015

  

  Reclaim Australia said it was “deeply saddened” at the request by former Cold Chisel frontman Jimmy Barnes to refrain from playing any of his songs at their rallies, pointing out that “Khe Sanh is the only song we know”. In… Read More ›

• Greece’s Creditors Offer New Deal To Take Just One Kidney From All Citizens

  By Carlo Sands on 03/07/2015

  

    With uncertainty and a growing sense panic spreading throughout global markets ahead of Greece’s referendum on Sunday on whether or not to accept terms critics say would reduce the southern European country to a German colony jointly administered by the International… Read More ›