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Fred Nile Named International Hater Of The Year
The International Society for Hate and Intolerance (ISFHAI), based in Dubai has today announced that Australian politician, minister and attention seeker Fred Nile has been awarded the title of International Hater of the Year for 2015, narrowly tipping out last… Read More ›
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New Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer Shows More Things Smashing, Exploding
The rise of the Marvel Movie franchise under the management of the most cynical entertainment producing force in history, Disney, has continued to create an avalanche of hype over the next Avengers film by releasing yet another smashing and explosion… Read More ›
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MCG Lowers Food Prices Thanks To New Sponsorship Deal With Nanna’s
The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) has taken the unprecedented step of lowering the cost of purchasing food and drink at the venue ahead of the launch of this year’s AFL Season, following a new sponsorship deal with Nanna’s berries. The… Read More ›
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Government Introduces Two Tiered ‘Priority’ And ‘Metadata’ Stamps
In a move that is sure to shock your parents, the Cabinet has approved Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s proposal to increase the cost of stamps from 70c to $1. A stamp, for those born after 1991, is a little sticky… Read More ›
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Internet Goes Viral
In a shock turn of events this week, a panel of internationally renowned medical experts have declared to that the internet has “gone viral”. The announcement was made at a press conference by Médecins Sans Routeurs (Doctors Without Routers). The… Read More ›
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George Brandis Amazed At Sudden Popularity
Attorney-General and book shelf aficionado George Brandis opened up his email account today and was greeted with 48,598 unread emails. The sudden influx of emails combined with the government’s rise in the opinion polls has Brandis bursting with pride over his… Read More ›
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