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Drugs Bust Finally Turns Journeyman Footy Player Into Star
After an 11-year career consisting mostly of NSW Cup appearances and three games in first grade off the interchange bench, mediocre rugby league player Mitchell Jackson has at last seen himself described as a “star” in the newspaper after being… Read More ›
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Director Michael Bay To Cast Metadata In New Transformers Movie
Director Michael Bay, of Transformers, Bad Boys and Bad films fame has today announced he has struck a deal with the Australian Government to cast Metadata in his new Transformers film. An excited Bay told The (un)Australian, “I am ecstatic… Read More ›
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Greyhound Buses Deny Claims Of Live Baiting
Popular Bus and Coach company Greyhound Australia has strongly denied allegations that they “live baited” their buses in order to increase performance following a report earlier this week from ABC current affairs program 4 Corners. The (un)Australian reached out to the Greyhound… Read More ›
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David Hicks Named New Tourism Ambassador For Kabul
Former Guantanamo bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has today been named the new tourism ambassador for Afghanistan’s capital city Kabul. The announcement was made after Hicks fronted a press conference following the quashing of his conviction for involvement… Read More ›
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“No Such Thing As Truth” Says First Year Philosophy Student
Turning our view of the universe upside down, Cassie Driver, a first year Philosophy student at the University of Melbourne, has revealed that there’s “no such thing as truth” to The (un)Australian in a world exclusive. In a shocking revelation,… Read More ›
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Australia To Punish Indonesia By Sending More Footy Teams to Bali
The Australian government has today warned Indonesian in the event of the execution of two of the members of the Bali 9, it would consider punishing Indonesia by sending more football teams to Bali on end-of-season footy trips. Bali has… Read More ›
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