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Young Woman Accused Of Luring Feeble Minded, Inbred Middle Aged Englishman Into Sex
Startling allegations have arisen of the exploitation of a developmentally challenged British man by a predatory teenage girl in a series of private parties aboard a luxury yacht. The victim, Andrew Windsor, sometimes known by his ironic nickname of Prince… Read More ›
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Man Who Sued Satirical Group Sees No Link Between Satire And Recent Massacre of Satirists
While coming to terms with the recent attack on the offices of French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo, it may be easy to believe this attack was motivated, in part, to the magazine’s history of satirising Islam. However, one man knows… Read More ›
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Australia To Play Spider Cam In A Best Of Six Test Series
The Australian Cricket Board today announced that the side currently leading India two nil in a best of four test series will next play Channel 9’s Spider Camera in a six test series, following the World Cup. A Cricket Australia spokesperson… Read More ›
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Lord Monckton Can’t Wait To Start Destroying Atmosphere Of Newly Discovered Earth-Like Planet
Esteemed climate change realist Lord Monckton could hardly contain his delight as scientists from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics announced the discovery of planet Kepler 438b, whose location and distance from its star puts it into the so-called “goldilocks zone”… Read More ›
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Open Mic Comedian Scared For His Life
Sydney based Open Mic Comedian Luke Price or @PriceyComicGod as he’s known on twitter is today in hiding and fearful for his life after a gig at Laughs! Laughs! Laughs! A monthly open mic night held in the basement of… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian Would Like To Make Clear Its Position On Islamic Extremists
In light of recent international events, the editorial team at the (un)Australian has decided it is important to make its position on Islam clear. We understand that ambiguous sentiment can lead to confusion, so in the interest of intelligibility and… Read More ›
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