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Government Declares First No Go Zone, You’ll Never Guess Where They Picked!
The Australian Government has declared the first no go zone for Australian travelers under its new foreign fighters legislation and in an upset, Bali has beaten out firm favourite’s Syria and Iraq. A spokesperson for the Federal Government justified the… Read More ›
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Homeless To Be Given Credit Card Processing Facilities
Plans for an inner city council to give the homeless credit card processing facilities in order to help them get change for the bus has been met with outrage by local residents. A council spokesperson defended the decision by saying,… Read More ›
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Target, Kmart Pull GTA V. Parents Sent To JB Hi-Fi Instead
Target yesterday announced its decision to remove copies of the controversial R-rated game Grand Theft Auto V (GTA V) from their shelves in response to a petition signed by 41,000 people who were protesting the game’s sale at the family-friendly… Read More ›
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Politician Changes Mind And Lies
Millions of Australians this week have been reeling from news that their politicians lie. Hints of the scandal started appearring last week when the nation’s top paper, the one no one reads but everyone feels they should, broke a story with the headline,… Read More ›
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DVD Collector Sitting On Fortune
54-year-old Altona North resident Martin McMatthew’s advice for those looking to invest for their future is to forego shares, property or managed funds but instead look to DVDs. McMatthews, a school groundskeeper, is looking to retire and feels that his… Read More ›
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Margaret And David Finally Break Sexual Tension
The ABC’s film review program At The Movies screened its final episode this week with hosts David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz bidding farewell to Australian audiences after a decades long partnership in broadcasting. The final episode was an historical event in… Read More ›
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