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Scott Muller: Can’t Bowl, Can’t Tweet!
The cricketing world is today in uproar after a twitter account named @NotShaneWarne2 tweeted “Scott Muller: Can’t bowl, can’t tweet #GetWellHughesy.” The @NotShaneWarne2 account was apparently unimpressed that former test player Scott Muller had not joined the cavalcade of former… Read More ›
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Karl Stefanovic Wears Same Suit For Whole Year: Was Also Drunk Entire Time
Karl Stefanovic’s recent suit stunt was the result of one of the longest running on-air binges in television history The (un) Australian has recently learned. The feminist explanation was created in retrospect to serve as a cover. Sporting a hangover… Read More ›
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Melbourne’s Music Week Gives Residents More Chances To Be Seen At Gigs
Having just completed its fifth year, the Melbourne Music Week was better than ever at providing the residents of Melbourne with more chances than ever for them to be seen attending concerts. Funded by Melbourne City Council, the 10 day,… Read More ›
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ABC Shocked People Still Live Outside Melbourne And Sydney
ABC managing director Mark Scott admits that he has been caught by surprise to learn that there are Australians still living outside of Sydney and Melbourne. “I knew there were some in the 60s but my understanding was that… Read More ›
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‘Musicians’ One Direction Deal With Drugs Allegations
In news that rocked the music industry to its core, a group of teenage boys making mega dollars by horrifying ear drums all over the world while simultaneously endorsing everything from groceries to drug rehabilitation programs, may have tried drugs…. Read More ›
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Putin Has No Plans To Retire, Ever.
President Vladimir Putin has revealed he will retire as leader of Russia when and if he ever decides to die. President Putin said if he does in fact decide to live forever, then he will most likely rule Russia for the… Read More ›
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