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Christopher Pyne Protests Rise In University Of Adelaide Fees
Minister for Education Christopher Pyne has struck out at a recent rise in course fees at the University of Adelaide. In an online petition, he states that the increases are an “unfair attack on people who might by registered in my… Read More ›
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Eminem To Collaborate With Bill Cosby And Chris Brown on new album
Rap star and renowned misogynist Eminem has announced he will continue his long running tradition of collaborating with like minded artists by teaming up with Bill Cosby and Chris Brown for his next album. When asked why he would team up with Cosby,… Read More ›
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Prime Minister Unveils Plan For New Pacific Rim Jobs
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has revealed plans to erect a huge brick wall around the Pacific rim. The 200 metre high wall is part the government’s latest plan to stop the effects of climate change spreading to the South –… Read More ›
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Rinehart’s Touching Family Reunion
Mining magnate and soon to be nominated Mother of the Year 2014 Gina Rinehart today caught up with her two eldest children, John and Bianca in the lovely surrounds of the Federal Court. The reunion was a long time coming… Read More ›
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Russian President Vladimir Putin Gives Australia 3 stars
Russian President Vladimir Putin has submitted a review to popular travel site Tripadvisor.com following his recent sojourn to Brisbane, Australia for the G20 summit. Mr Putin rated the visit three stars and said he was surprised by how nice ordinary everyday… Read More ›
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Cure For Ebola Triggered After One Million Retweets
Doctors were celebrating last night as the cure for Ebola was automatically triggered after one million people shared a post on the social media site Twitter. Dr Amy Chan from the World Health Organisation said “Thank god we don’t have… Read More ›
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