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Relief After Man With Bombs Confirmed As White
Police have rushed to assure the public there was no need for panic after the discovery of explosive chemicals and weapons at the house of a 32-year-old Brisbane man, declaring they could confirm the arrested man “was not a Muslim”…. Read More ›
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Sharri Markson Denies Being Evicted From Cinema
The Australian’s Media Editor Sharri Markson has hit back at claims that she was evicted from Hoyts Cinema Northlands after repeatedly ignoring requests from cinema staff to cease talking during the movie. On Thursday The Age reported that security had… Read More ›
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Less Famous Labor Leader Dies Aged 63
Former Queensland Premier Wayne Goss, who I’ve just heard about today has died after a long battle with some kind of disease. Mr Goss served as Premier of Queensland from December 1989 until February 1996, a period I was alive… Read More ›
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Liberal Man Doesn’t Understand the Controversy Surrounding Julien Blanc
Peter White, a 27 year old politically Liberal man, has expressed confusion as to why Julien Blanc had his visa discontinued last Thursday night. “Australia is a Liberal Democracy” Mr White informed the (Un)Australian, “people should be free to express… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi: Twitter Superstar!
Liberal Senator and twitter superstar Cory Bernardi has this week caused controversy after appearing to endorse a husband’s right to put his wife in a headlock in order to restrain them, whilst hearing evidence at a Parliamentary inquiry into domestic… Read More ›
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Whitlam’s Funeral Great Tribute to Man Who Loved Lying in Coffins
I’ll never forget the time I first met Gough Whitlam. I was a young Labor staffer in 1969 and I had been instructed to go into Gough’s office and hand him his coffee. After knocking on his door, Gough’s gruff… Read More ›
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