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World Cup Sponsors Beseech Qatar To Scale Slave Deaths ‘Back To Acceptable Levels’
Key FIFA sponsors have publicly voiced concerns that the hosts of the 2022 World Cup, Qatar, are not living up to their pledge to improve working conditions for its slaves. “It seems FIFA may have been misled about Qatar’s historical… Read More ›
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Hand Towel Dispenser Refilled In Public Toilet
In news that has sent shock waves through the local community, a public toilet in the suburb of Glebe had its hand towel dispenser refilled sometime over the weekend. Jonathan Bridges used the public toilet at Foley Park in Glebe… Read More ›
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Senate Inquiry Into Nauru Abuse: Transfield Apologises For ‘Trent’s Screw Up’
A Senate inquiry into the handling of allegations of assault and abuse at the Nauru detention centre has so far proved insubstantial with key Transfield management offering to take on notice basic questions about staff, alleged incidents and if they… Read More ›
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Mia Freedman Really A 79 Year Old Man Named Barry
The worldwide mummy blogging community has been devastated after actress Rebel Wilson published the news that Mia Freedman is actually a 79-year-old pensioner whose real name is Barry Buckpitt. “I don’t even like kids all that much”, said Buckpitt who… Read More ›
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Not Again! Cadbury Launches Cheese And Onion Chocolate
Cadbury has announced it will introduce more flavours to compliment the limited edition Vegemite-flavoured Dairy Milk block set for launch next month, starting with cheese and onion in July. In what is widely seen as payback for the federal government’s withdrawal… Read More ›
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Glenn McGrath Shoots Last White Rhino In Honour Of New Baby
Former Australian cricketer Glenn McGrath and his second wife Sara have announced they are expecting their first child together. McGrath had a vasectomy in 2003 but he took various steps to reverse the procedure including sacrificing half the African veldt… Read More ›
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