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The Weekend (un)Australian: Exit Polls Sold To Chinese Energy Company In Bureaucratic Bungle
Early predictions of the outcome of the NSW election are in jeopardy after a spelling mistake in the department of Energy and Resources led to exit polls being mistaken for power poles and sold off in anticipation of a Coalition… Read More ›
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MEDIA JOURNAL: Fairfax Denies Plagiarising The unAustralian
Fairfax Editor Darren Goodsir has denied being a “filthy copycat” despite damning evidence The Sydney Morning Herald’s Thursday edition carried an opinion piece stolen from an employee of The unAustralian in the dead of night. The 800 word piece entitled… Read More ›
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Putin Claims Early Victory In NSW Election
In a surprise announcement from the Kremlin today, all round sportsman and Russian President Vladimir Putin has claimed a very early victory in the NSW state election. Although the polls had yet to open, let alone vote counting begun, Putin… Read More ›
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Opinion: Top Gear Host’s Firing Is ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’!
Well, you can’t say he didn’t warn you. For over 20 years, Jeremy Clarkson has been alarming us about the increasing encroachment of the nanny state into our lives and we ignored him. While we were twiddling our thumbs,… Read More ›
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NSW Election Ballot Papers Officially Halal Certified
The Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) has announced that all ballot papers to be used for Saturday’s NSW election, and all elections going forward, will be 100% officially halal certified. The move has been made in response to the large amount of voters so fed up… Read More ›
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Jeremy Clarkson World First: Too Big Of An Arsehole For Showbiz
Jeremy Clarkson has managed to do the unthinkable by having too big of an ego, treating staffers too poorly and even being too much of an arsehole to be able to function in show business. The 54 year old broadcaster… Read More ›
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