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• PM Defends His Upcoming Boys Weekend Away With His Creepy Mate

  By theunozblog on 08/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has defended his planned boys weekend away to Manila with his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson George Christensen, saying those who attack them are merely taking cheap shots. ”George and I work hard… Read More ›

• ScoMo Asks Christian Porter To Cover For Him On Day 2 Of The National Women’s Summit

  By theunozblog on 07/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his alleged colleague Christian Porter to cover for him on Day 2 of the National Women’s Summit, after the PM delivered the keynote address on Day 1. ”Today was a lot of… Read More ›

• Deputy PM’s Chief Of Staff On Leave With RSI After Answering His Bosses Father’s Day Cards

  By theunozblog on 06/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s Chief of Staff is on leave this week with a severe case of RSI, after they spent the weekend answering the Member for New England’s Father’s day cards. ”A virile man like myself has a… Read More ›

• Petless Couple Lavish Creepy Amounts Of Attention On Their Children

  By theunozblog on 03/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Friends of a petless Kirrawee couple are concerned that they may be overcompensating for their lack of a cat or a dog by obsessing over their children. “You go over to visit and like the kids are just running around… Read More ›

• Pete Evans Calls For An Ivermectin Passport

  By theunozblog on 02/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  One time celebrity chef Pete Evans has called on the Government to bring in an Ivermectin passport to allow he and his fellow anti-vaccers to travel and go about their everyday business and hustles. ”I don’t believe in this so-called… Read More ›

• ScoMo Takes Gladys’ Lunch Money And Orders Her To Apologise For Calling Him A Bully

  By theunozblog on 31/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has today taken NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s lunch money and ordered her to apologise to the Nation for alleging that he was a bully. ”In the heat of the moment we sometimes say things… Read More ›