ScoMo Takes Gladys’ Lunch Money And Orders Her To Apologise For Calling Him A Bully

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has today taken NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s lunch money and ordered her to apologise to the Nation for alleging that he was a bully.

”In the heat of the moment we sometimes say things that we don’t mean,” said the PM. ”So, today Gladys I think it’s time that you address the Nation and tell them what a great guy I really am.”

”I mean it would be awkward if I had to borrow one of Christian Porter’s lawyers to sue the Premier, wouldn’t it.”

When asked why he felt the need to go out of his way to get the Premier to clear the air, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question, sorry old habit.”

”I did not exert any undue pressure on the Premier to clear the air.”

”I simply said give me your lunch money and I’ll give it back when you apologise.”

”Besides, she barely gave me enough cash to get a Big Mac meal, not even enough spare coin to get an extra cheese burger or pay for any unexpected cleaning bills.”

Mark Williamson


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