Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has moved to assure the Nation that he won’t open everything up until Jen and the Girls are fully vaccinated.
”I know a lot of Australians are concerned that at the moment the Girls aren’t vaccinated and Jen has only had the Astra Zeneca,” said the PM. ”But, rest assured I will not take any risks like opening borders or Bunnings until the girls are fully vaccinated.”
”As we speak, I have little Greggy Hunt looking at sourcing some vaccines from rural West Australia to get the Girls jabbed and ready to travel.”
When asked why he was prioritising his family’s vaccination over the rest of the community, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”In Australia we’re all equal, just some of us are a little bit more equal than others.”
”Besides, it’s not a race. Jen didn’t book us to travel to Hawaii till November.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to see if I can source some vaccination for the cleaning crew of Engadine Maccas. After all it’s the least I can do.”
Mark Williamson
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