Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s Chief of Staff is on leave this week with a severe case of RSI, after they spent the weekend answering the Member for New England’s Father’s day cards.
”A virile man like myself has a lot of correspondence to deal with when it comes to Father’s day,” said the Deputy PM. ”What with all the cards, gifts and paternity requests.”
”So, to my Chief of Staff I say thank you for dealing with it all this year, I would’ve but you know, I had other stuff to get on with.”
When asked how he felt the country was going at the moment, the Deputy PM said: ”You know what I’m sick of…..is bloody Government getting all in my life.”
”A man should be allowed to be a man and have a wife or two and maybe a mistress. If you’re against that, then…well I don’t know.”
”Anyway, I’ve got to go and meet Scotty and talk him out of this bloody bonk ban. Time is of the essence as there’s plenty of good sorts walking around the halls of parliament house at the moment.”
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