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• Berejiklian Tells The Youth Of NSW To Vote For Her And She’ll Extend Curfew By 5 Whole Minutes

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  NSW Premier (till at least Saturday) Gladys Berejiklian has told the youth of NSW to vote for her Government and she will for one night only extend curfew for a whole five minutes. “Hey Kids, what’s the hippy happs, it’s… Read More ›

• Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle

  By theunozblog on 21/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›

• Taxi Industry Tells Latham To Consider Taking An UBER On Election Night

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Tells Schools To Consider Privatising Their Election Day Sausage Sizzles And Cake Stalls

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called upon the state’s schools to maximise their earning potential this election day by privatising their planned sausage sizzles and cake stall fundraisers. “Schools need to start earning their keep,” said the current NSW Premier…. Read More ›

• Sky News To Hold Candlelight Vigil For Victims Of Eggings

  By theunozblog on 19/03/2019 • ( 3 )

  

  News network Sky News has announced it’s plans to host a nation wide candlelight vigil on behalf of victims of surprise eggings. The vigil follows elected (sic) Senator Fraser Anning’s egging over the weekend. “In times like these it’s easy… Read More ›

• Dutton Condemns NZ Shooter For Damaging The Governments Upcoming Scare Campaign

  By theunozblog on 18/03/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Peter Dutton has taken to the airwaves to strongly condemn the Australian citizen who perpetrated the Christchurch massacre and the damage that it has done to his Governments upcoming pre-election scare campaign. “The type of actions that we have seen… Read More ›