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• Jacqui Lambie Defects: Joins Communist Party Of China

  By theunozblog on 19/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie today announced that she would henceforth serve as a member of the Communist Party of China (CCP). Lambie’s departure from the Palmer United Party has been widely anticipated following a public falling out with party leader… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Reaches ‘Gaffe Limit’, Faces UN Sanctions

  By theunozblog on 18/11/2014 • ( 1 )

  

  The UN is set to pass a rare resolution first used following the presidencies of Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford where world leaders are permitted no more than 1500 gaffes. Prime Minister Tony Abbott reached this milestone within 15 months of his election… Read More ›

• Liberal Campaigner Resigns Over Nazi Links, Hired To Head Immigration Department

  By theunozblog on 18/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott Harrison, who was working as a political campaigner for the Liberal Party in Victoria, resigned after his recent links to white supremacist neo-Nazi groups was revealed in order to take up a senior position in the Immigration Department. The… Read More ›

• Scientists Rush To Cure Ebola As Geldof Threatens New Band Aid Single

  By theunozblog on 18/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  The World Health Organisation has urged much greater international support for the struggle to find a cure for Ebola after news the crisis had spread to Bob Geldof planning to re-release Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas”. In what… Read More ›

• World Leaders Reveal Prime Minister’s Emotional Breakdown Following ‘Weird And Graceless’ Opening To G20 Retreat.

  By theunozblog on 17/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Attendees of Saturday’s private G20 leaders retreat have revealed the entirety of the two-hour meeting was spent comforting the Prime Minister on how difficult it is being a head of state. According to world leaders, Tony Abbott’s opening address, which… Read More ›

• Kim Kardashian’s Arse Applauds US-China Emissions Deal

  By theunozblog on 15/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Kim Kardashian’s arse has come out in favour of yesterday’s joint US-China announcement of an emissions control deal. The deal has been widely heralded as an important first step for world-wide consensus on climate change.   Kim Kardashian’s arse said it’s… Read More ›