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Mike Baird To Amend Lockout Laws To Allow Casinos To Trade 27 Hours A Day
NSW Premier Mike Baird has today announced that the state’s controversial ‘lockout laws’ will be amended to allow NSW’s two casinos to trade 27 hours a day. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the Premier said: “Look I’ve seen the protests and I’ve… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Amazed That No One Including Himself Has Knifed Him Thus Far
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Condemns Fire Fighters For Interfering With House Fire
Minister for Immigration and the bookies favourite to play the role of Mr Potatohead in a live action movie based on the famous toy Peter Dutton, has today condemned a team of firefighters for putting out a house fire in… Read More ›
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Risk-Taking Behaviour Rises As Long Election Campaign Gets Underway
Political scientists at the Sydney City University have discovered a disturbing rise in incidents of wilful risk-taking in recent weeks. Using data gathered from Australian emergency wards, researchers identified a 28% rise in risky activity since the Prime Minister’s informal election announcement… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Calls For The Logies To Be Renamed The Lefties
Right-wing columnist and TV host Andrew Bolt has called for the TV Week Logies to be renamed ‘the Lefties’ after last night’s ceremony which saw Channel 10 personality Waleed Aly win the Gold Logie and Hall of Fame inductee Noni Hazlehurst… Read More ›
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Governor-General Continually Boiling The Kettle In Anticipation Of PM’s Arrival
The Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has had a frustrating week of continually boiling the kettle as he awaits the arrival of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, who is due to call on him in order to set the federal election date as July . A… Read More ›
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