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• Australian Opals Player Alice Kunek Auditions To Be The New Face Of The AFL Footy Show

  By theunozblog on 22/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opals basketball player and aspiring Instagram star Alice Kunek has auditioned to be the new face of the AFL Footy Show by posting a picture of herself on the Internet in blackface. Kunek’s audition has been decried as offensive… Read More ›

• Julie Bishop Condemns China Over Tim Cahill’s Sacking

  By theunozblog on 18/02/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian foreign minister Julie Bishop has flown to Beijing today to condemn the Chinese Government over the sacking of Australia’s most beloved football* player Tim Cahill by his Chinese Club, Shanghai Shenua. A spokesperson for Minister Bishop spoke to The… Read More ›

• “Psst Lyle Shelton’s Gay Pass It On”

  By theunozblog on 16/02/2016 • ( 3 )

  

  The latest rumour to do the rounds of the school yard is that Lyle Shelton, head of the Australian Christian Lobby, is gay. It was said that the rumour originated after Mr Shelton participated in a debate and gave his reason… Read More ›

• Warren Truss: The Legacy

  By theunozblog on 15/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

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• Mike Baird Denies Sick Child’s Last Wish To Buy A Bottle Of Wine After 10 PM In Sydney

  By theunozblog on 12/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Mike Baird has today denied the last wishes of a small child who dreamed of purchasing a bottle of wine in Sydney CBD after 10 pm on a Friday night. Instead, the Premier suggested the boy and his… Read More ›

• Australian Selector Rod Marsh Selects ‘Automatic Wickie’ For The T20 World Cup

  By theunozblog on 10/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s head selector Rod Marsh (surprisingly no relation to Shaun Marsh) has defended his panel’s controversial inclusion of an ‘automatic wickie’ for their upcoming 20/20 World cup campaign in the subcontinent, insisting: “We need the best wicketkeeper for India.” Expanding on his… Read More ›