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Jamie Packer Calls For IR Law Change To Allow Employers To Fight Employees
Street fighter and billionaire casino owner Jamie Packer has called on the Turnbull Government to amend Australia’s industrial relations laws to allow employers to physically fight their employees. Packer’s call to arms follows a run in he had with a… Read More ›
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Organisers Of Sydney’s NYE Party Also In Charge Of Organising Summer
It has now been revealed that the organisers of the New Years Eve Above the Harbour event in Sydney are also in charge of organising this years summer. Organisers of the NYE party, Mothership Media, were left red faced when… Read More ›
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UN To Continue North Korea Sanctions, Denying The Country Hairdressers
Following news this week that Kim Jong Un’s North Korea tested an hydrogen bomb, the United Nations has announced it will keep in place sanctions denying the country access to hairdressers. North Korea has long taunted the West with its flirtations… Read More ›
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A Current Affair Journalists To Be Placed On Long Term Forced Contraception
Journalists and producers from the Channel 9 show A Current Affair are to be forced to use long term contraception in an effort to stop them from breeding. A spokesperson from A Current Affair told The (un)Australian about the idea for the… Read More ›
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Jamie Briggs Bitterly Disappointed At Losing Ministry In Charge Of Partying Down
Former Government Minister and newly minted backbencher Jamie Briggs is bitterly disappointed over his recent demotion, as it means he is no longer the Government’s Minister for Partying Down — the role he has fulfilled since the Liberals returned to… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›
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