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Snail Trails The New Superfood
Curl up your kale and chuck out the chia because scientists have now found the secret ingredients in snail trails that’s inflaming a rush to the new gold in health. Collected by carefully shaving up a snail’s trail by hand… Read More ›
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Man Uses “LOL” Acronym Despite Not Actually Laughing Out Loud
A man has admitted his use of the “LOL” acronym in Facebook messaging in the past has been at times disingenuous, conceding that in many case he did not actually laugh out loud when the expression was used. The accountant/philanthropist/father-of-four… Read More ›
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Poll Shows 86% Of Australians Support Abbott Cull
A new poll published today has brought bad news for Prime Minister Tony Abbott, showing that he has fallen to a new low of 14% in the preferred Prime Minister ratings. With only 12 months until the federal election things look… Read More ›
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Danks For The Memories: James Hird’s Career Remembered
Yesterday saw the end of the legal profession’s favourite AFL coach, James Hird. At a press conference, Hird announced that he had reached an agreement with the Essendon Football Club board that the best course of action for the club… Read More ›
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Police Say Neighbourly Love Will Stop Drug Epidemic
Police across the nation are taking up the Prime Minister’s baton to promote an initiative to combat illicit drug use which they say has got out of control as unemployment has climbed and boredom has set in across the suburbs… Read More ›
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Mark Latham Calls For Trolling To Be Taught In Schools
Former Opposition Leader and the only man that the taxi industry has recommended try using Uber, Mark Latham, has called for schools to add trolling to the curriculum. The move comes as Latham “resigned” yesterday as a columnist from The… Read More ›
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