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Bishop To Head Up Royal Commission Into Parliamentary Entitlements
As the parliamentary entitlements situation worsens for politicians on both sides of the political fence Tony Abbott has decided to take matters into his own hands. In one of his famous so called ‘Captain’s Picks’ he has today announced that… Read More ›
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Channel 7 To Dedicate Even More Shows To Cats.
Channel 7 programming executives announced today that the network will be dedicating more programming time to cats. This follows hot on the heels of the new ratings winner Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud which replaced Channel 7’s latest ratings… Read More ›
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Berlusconi, Depardieu And Abbott Set To Join Putin Government
Russian President Vladimir Putin has formally invited Tony Abbott to be a minister in his internationally diverse cabinet. A spokesperson for the Kremlin said, “The Russian people have been impressed with Prime Minister Abbott’s very manly confrontational capability. This has… Read More ›
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People With Pointless Jobs Don’t Earn Very Much Money, Study Finds
An overwhelming majority of people who perform useless or next to useless jobs earn well below the average median income, a study from the University of North Sydney has found. Academics Isaac Fletcher and Bernice Patterson conducted interviews with 1400… Read More ›
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Canberra Braces For Flood Of Ghost Writers
A busload of the nation’s top ghost writers are currently heading to Canberra in preparation of the pre-election ministerial book launch cycle. Usually at this time in the election process both ministers and shadow ministers alike are compelled to put… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Appalled His Column Is Printed In Black Ink
Herald Sun columnist and proud booer of the Sydney Swans, Andrew Bolt has expressed anger and dismay that his column is only ever printed in newspapers around the country in black ink. A spokesperson for the blogger told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›
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