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CSIRO Discovers The World’s Most Annoying Sound
In a world audio first, scientists at the CSIRO have discovered that Christopher Pyne’s voice is the most annoying sound in the world. Scientists,who have stopped doing crucial research into climate change and cures for cancer due to the government budget… Read More ›
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Samantha Armytage To Be New Face of Intergenerational Report
Network Seven presenter Samantha Armytage has been recruited to front a new advertising campaign for the federal government’s Intergenerational Report. Armytage replaces Dr Karl Kruszelnicki as the face of the campaign following Kruszelnicki’s decision to actually read the report. In… Read More ›
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Sacking Journalist For Fact-Based Personal Opinions ‘No Biggie’, Says Human Rights Commissioner
Human Rights Commissioner, Tim Wilson, a long-time advocate and defender of freedom of the right sort of speech for all the right sort of people, has said he sees no problem with SBS sacking long-serving sports reporter, Scott McIntyre for… Read More ›
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Government Ministers Retweet Hashtag in Last Ditch Attempt To Spare Bali 9
On what could be the eve of the Bali 9 executions, the federal government has responded to accusations of not doing enough to stay the Bali 9 executions. In her seventy third interview since returning to Australia on Monday, Foreign… Read More ›
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Wanderers Fans Behind Sack of Rome, Channel 9 Exclusive Claims
Fresh from new scenes of violence by Western Sydney Wanderers’ fans during Saturday night’s A-League clash with Perth Glory, in which a flare was used and a 12-year-old fan launched an unprovoked attack on police pepper spray with his eyes, Channel Nine… Read More ›
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Ivy Nightclub Rave Interrupted By ANZAC Day Dawn Service
Patrons of the inner city nightclub complex “Ivy” have lodged a noise complaint with NSW police over an incessant “bugle type” noise at approximately 4.30am on Saturday morning. Jayson from Bondi told The (un) Australian “I was having my early… Read More ›
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