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Tony Abbott Appoints John Key As Minister For Women
In an unprecedented move, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has decided to appoint his New Zealand counterpart John Key as the new minister for women. Mr Abbott said after watching John Key’s expert and tactical handling of the NZ ponytail affair,… Read More ›
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Atheist Discovers 7968th Inconsistency in Bible, Declares God ‘Finally Dead’
A proud Raymond Daglish, a 29-year-old blogger living with his parents in Edgecliff in Sydney’s east, has today declared God “finally dead and buried” after he exposed the 7968th inconsistency in the Bible. Daglish, who has been unemployed since dropping out… Read More ›
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Off The Record Conversation Really Boring
Paul Winton, a 33-year-old journalist from Hornsby, felt profoundly let down on Wednesday after receiving an off the record briefing so boring that not even The Australian Financial Review was prepared to run it. An irritated Winton told The (un)Australian: “When… Read More ›
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Facing Strike Action, Queen Stunned To Discover Monarchs Can No Longer Chop Off Rebels’ Heads
Facing what she called “an act of rebellion reminiscent of the infamous 1381 Peasants’ Revolt” with staff at Windsor Castle voting for strike action, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II spoke today of her shock when informed that English monarchs were no longer allowed… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Appears On Cover Of Zoo Magazine
The prime minister Tony Abbott has appeared on the front cover of Zoo magazine. In a move widely interpreted as a retaliation to Malcolm Turnbull’s recent appearance in GQ magazine, the Prime Minister posed for the photo shoot in one of… Read More ›
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Pressure Mounts On Turnbull To Contest Manly Dam Spill
Confusion is rife within the Liberal Party over rumours that Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is preparing to announce his candidacy in the Manly Dam Spill. Turnbull has previously indicated that were a spill motion to pass, it would not be… Read More ›
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