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Abbott In Pay Of Big Onion: Exclusive Report
Tony Abbott is working as a secret representative of Australia’s powerful Onion Lobby, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal as part of a year-long investigation. The revelation came after Abbott caused world-wide headlines by chomping directly into a raw onion during a… Read More ›
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Ricky Muir Denies Senate Crossbench Is Feral: ‘No One’s Even Thrown Any Roo Poo’
Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party (AMEP) Senator Ricky Muir has today mocked Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s labelling of the Senate crossbench as “feral”, saying: “In my entire time here, not a single Senator has thrown any kangaroo shit at all! “Seriously mate,… Read More ›
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Student Hospitalised After Overdosing On Smug At Kevin Rudd Ted Talk
19-year-old Harvard arts student Erin Halverson is in critical condition after ingesting toxic levels of smug at a Ted Talk presented by former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd in Massachusetts last week, police and Boston officials say. In a campus-wide… Read More ›
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Christopher Pyne To Split Education Reforms Into 64 Separate Bills
Education Minister Christopher Pyne today announced that he will be splitting his higher education reform proposals into 64 separate pieces of legislation in order to allow the Senate to deal with the proposed changes regularly. It follows his latest… Read More ›
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Man Tries Living Each Day Like It’s His Last, Spends Day In Tears Over Impending Death
Concerned his life was going nowhere fast, Patrick McGrath, a 29-year-old petrol station assistant who lives with his parents, decided to “live each day like it’s his last” after googling “inspirational quotes” on the Internet, only to spend a whole day crawled into… Read More ›
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Greens Dismayed Labor Set To Support Labor Policy
Greens Senator Scott Ludlam has expressed “deep surprise and disappointment” over the decision of Opposition leader Bill Shorten to support a mandatory data retention scheme the kind of which was proposed by the Gillard Labor government in 2012. In a… Read More ›
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