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Health Experts Slam Pete Evans’ Prime Ministers’ Cookbook
Another Pete Evans cookbook has been removed from the shelves amid fears the “easily-led” Prime Minister was under its influence when he ate a raw onion in Tasmania on Friday. The controversial cookbook is the third Pete Evans tome to… Read More ›
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Clive Palmer Puts PUP In Lockdown
The remaining members of Clive Palmer’s Palmer United Party (PUP) are in lockdown this afternoon as the embattled leader attempts to stem the flood of members abandoning the party in the wake of Glenn Lazarus’s shock resignation. The remaining members… Read More ›
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‘Stop Being Mean To Tony’ Says Turnbull, Trying Hard Not To Smirk
“Let’s not use this latest incident as another ‘let’s-bash-Tony-Abbott’ occasion,” Coalition frontbencher and Preferred Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the press today, while desperately trying to suppress a smirk. The Prime Minister In Waiting was speaking after yet another gaffe/deeply offensively racist comment… Read More ›
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Hillary Clinton Victim Of Nigerian Prince Email Scam
Former American Secretary of State and presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton is $80 000 out of pocket after falling victim to a 419 email scam, often referred to as a Nigerian Prince scam. In August 2011, the then Secretary of State… Read More ›
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‘High Risk’ Prison Inmates To Be Banned From ‘Looking Foreign’
NSW Attorney-General Brad Hazzard has followed his decision to stop “high-risk” inmates in Goulburn Prison from communicating in Arabic with a new measure to stop prisoners from “looking foreign”, suggesting long beards, “funny looking” clothes and brown skin could all be banned. The… Read More ›
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Media Consult Magic Eight Ball Over Medicare Co-payment
Reporters from Fairfax and News Corp have been instructed by their editorial teams to attend briefings by a magic eight ball to seek clarification about the governments proposed Medicare Co-payment. The decision comes as the government reaches its twenty second… Read More ›
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