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News Corp Editors, Journos Across Country Experience Mysterious Simultaneous Orgasms
In a disturbing event, around 10:00am (AEDT) on Monday morning, editors, journalists, and commentators across the country were struck down by unexplained simultaneous orgasms. While information is still limited, what has emerged so far is that it happened without warning… Read More ›
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Chris Kenny Celebrates Nine Months Since Quitting Twitter
Sky News Presenter and self-anointed rationalist Chris Kenny today celebrated the nine month anniversary of his quitting the social media website Twitter. In 2012, Kenny became a prolific user of microblogging platform, a decision he later regretted, and then later… Read More ›
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Stall-Free Pig Suspicious About Why Farmer Suddenly So Nice
White Landrace hog Arthur is not convinced that Nowra farmer Bert Spender has his best intentions at heart, despite removing him from his battery stall and giving him a proper sty to run about in. “It’s great to feel sunshine… Read More ›
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Greenpeace Apologises: ‘Sorry Peru’s Too Stupid To Understand Nazca Line Destruction Was Message Of Hope’
Responding to heavy criticism of a recent stunt in Peru, in which Greenpeace were responsible for irreparably damaging the hummingbird Nazca line, a spokesman who bravely remained nameless offered an apology. “We had no idea we were coming across as… Read More ›
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World First As Facebook Debate Carried Out Calmly, Ends Civilly
In what experts believe is a world first, a debate taking place on Facebook ended today with both main protagonists civilly agreeing to disagree, while expressing their respect for the other and appreciation for the calm, dignified fashion in which… Read More ›
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Bishop’s Emoji Mishap Binds Australia To Climate Agreement
Australia’s Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop has inadvertently entered Australia into a binding emissions trading agreement after accidentally texting an affirmative emoji. Bishop, who is attending the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Lima, was asked by US Secretary… Read More ›
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