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Sharri Markson Wins Walkley, Learns Basic Literacy For Uni Exposure
The Australian’s media editor Sharri Markson has won the prestigious Walkley award for investigative journalism for her exposẻ on the left-wing bias of university academics. In October, Markson, who was yet to learn of the existence of mature age students,… Read More ›
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Defiant Abbott Talks Up Key Achievement: ‘I’ve Made Shorten Electable’
Despite a year marred by broken promises, declining polls and a failure pass to key budget measures, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is rejecting claims that he is leading a “failed” government. The defiant prime minister told The (un)Australian: “Ah, sure, I… Read More ›
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Greg Hunt Defends Exclusion From Climate Talks: ‘Not Really My Area Of Expertise’
Federal Environment Minister Greg Hunt has endorsed the representation of Australia at climate change talks in Peru later this month by the Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and Trade and Investment Minister Andrew Robb. “Yes, my job as environment minister is… Read More ›
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‘Fuck Off Joe’, Santa Tells Treasurer To Stop Invoking His Name
“Joe Hockey can get fucked,” said Santa Claus in a statement released from The North Pole today. It came after the treasurer told Australians: “Don’t let Santa down, go out there and spend for Christmas.” Hockey said: “We want… Read More ›
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Religious Leaders Unite To End Slavery Labeling It ‘Almost As Bad As Gay Marriage’
Religious leaders have signed a monumental agreement to work towards ending modern day slavery with Pope Francis stating that “forced jobs, prostitution and organ trafficking (are) a crime against humanity, almost on par with two dudes shacking-up.” The Pope was joined… Read More ›
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News Corp Columnist Correctly Identifies Twitter Parody Account
In an Australian first, a columnist for the Murdoch press has successfully identified a Twitter parody account. The Daily Telegraph’s Jacob Willis was adding the final touches to his weekly column “Willis and Won’ts” when a colleague emailed him a… Read More ›
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