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Greg Hunt Defends Exclusion From Climate Talks: ‘Not Really My Area Of Expertise’
Federal Environment Minister Greg Hunt has endorsed the representation of Australia at climate change talks in Peru later this month by the Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and Trade and Investment Minister Andrew Robb. “Yes, my job as environment minister is… Read More ›
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‘Fuck Off Joe’, Santa Tells Treasurer To Stop Invoking His Name
“Joe Hockey can get fucked,” said Santa Claus in a statement released from The North Pole today. It came after the treasurer told Australians: “Don’t let Santa down, go out there and spend for Christmas.” Hockey said: “We want… Read More ›
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Religious Leaders Unite To End Slavery Labeling It ‘Almost As Bad As Gay Marriage’
Religious leaders have signed a monumental agreement to work towards ending modern day slavery with Pope Francis stating that “forced jobs, prostitution and organ trafficking (are) a crime against humanity, almost on par with two dudes shacking-up.” The Pope was joined… Read More ›
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News Corp Columnist Correctly Identifies Twitter Parody Account
In an Australian first, a columnist for the Murdoch press has successfully identified a Twitter parody account. The Daily Telegraph’s Jacob Willis was adding the final touches to his weekly column “Willis and Won’ts” when a colleague emailed him a… Read More ›
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Hashtag Activist’s Tweet Ends Racial Tensions In Ferguson
Belgian hashtag activist Rube Perrault brought calm to the scarred streets of Ferguson overnight with his #endracismnow tweet. The streets are quiet in Ferguson for the first time since the controversial grand jury decision. Quiet but not empty. People, black,… Read More ›
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New Millionaire Darren Wilson Proves ‘American Dream’ Alive And Well
It is has been said the much-vaunted “American Dream” is dead, but one man’s heart-warming “rags-to-riches” tale says otherwise — that in the Land of the Free, you can still “make it” if you are willing to work hard, think… Read More ›
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