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Lib’s Tipped To replace Dutton With A Pot Plant Should He Lose Fadden
The Liberal party has put word out that should their leader Peter Dutton lose the upcoming Fadden by-election, then they will replace him with a pot plant. ”Dutts knows that he needs to pull something out of the bag,” said… Read More ›
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Dutton Demands Indigenous Australians Apologise For Rising Mortgage Costs
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has demanded that Indigenous Australians apologise to the Nation’s mortgage holders over the rise in interest rates seen over the last year. ”Before we started talking about the Voice interest rates were low and… Read More ›
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Hanson Proud To Have Used Only 15 Racial Slurs In Her Anti-Voice Essay
Australia’s leading racist, Pauline Hanson, has spoken to colleagues of how proud she was to have completed her anti-voice essay and only used 15 different racial slurs. ”Pauline was very proud to have used only 15 different racial slurs in… Read More ›
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Hanson To Crayon Essay Extolling A No Vote On The Voice
Irrelevant Senator Pauline Hanson has promised the World that she will mail her essay against an Indigenous Voice to parliament to every Australian, just as soon as she gets a new pack of crayons. ”The people of Australia will have… Read More ›
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England’s Anger Over Ashes Result Has Australia Stumped
Australians have woken up this morning to to a sea of anger from the Motherland over last night’s Ashes test result, which has left them stumped as to the reason why. ”Yeah, I started watching it but flicked over to… Read More ›
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Gladys Happy That ICAC Was Only DWTS Bad Rather Than SAS Australia Bad
Former Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spoken to her friends of her relief that ICAC came back with findings that she was corrupt, but, not enough that she should go to prison over it. ”Glad was so happy to hear the… Read More ›
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