Australia’s leading racist, Pauline Hanson, has spoken to colleagues of how proud she was to have completed her anti-voice essay and only used 15 different racial slurs.

”Pauline was very proud to have used only 15 different racial slurs in her essay,” said a friend of the Senator. ”It would have been easy to use many, many more but Pauline really wanted to get her point across.”

”Now, we just need to get her some cash, to reimburse her for all the crayons she went through writing this thing.”

When asked why the Senator was so keen to be heard when there were a number of other prominent ”No” campaigners, the friend of the Senator said: ”When it comes to race, no one in Australia has spoken louder than Pauline over the last 20 odd years.”

”Heck, Pauline should be the one getting a voice to parliament.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Pauline asked me to get all these pillow slips laundered before the next One Nation meeting. Weird that they have what looks like eye holes cut into them.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Categories: Politics

Tags: Albo, Anthony Albanese, Anti-Voice, auspol, Coalition, Essay, Indigenous Voice, Insiders, Jacinta Price, Malcolm Roberts, One Nation, Pauline Hanson, Peter Dutton, QandA, Racial Slurs, The Voice, Warren Mundine