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Barnaby In Taiwan To Work On A Foreign Affair
Aspiring Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has expanded his outlook and headed to Taiwan to work on the possibility of a foreign affair. ”What an opportunity to press the flesh, so to speak, in Taiwan,” said the Member… Read More ›
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Barrel Chested Old Coot At Beach Wants You To Guess How Old He Is
That leathery old bloke in speedos who’s always strutting around at the beach wants you to take a shot at guessing how old he is. “How old do you reckon I am?” asked wrinkly beachgoer Bert Vovo as he puffed… Read More ›
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Aus/EU Trade Negotiations Hinge On Australia’s Freedom To Own The C Word
Trade Minister Don Farrell will fly to Europe this week to engage in trade talks with the European Union which experts say will hinge on whether or not Australia will be given exclusive access to the C word. ”There have… Read More ›
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Albo Thanks The Coalition For His Xmas Gift Of A Dud Opposition Leader
Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton. ‘’I didn’t expect much from them to… Read More ›
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ScoMo Asks Jen To Call Dutts And Tell Him He’s Too Sick To Be Censured
Australia’s soon to be censured former minister for health/technology/infrastructure/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has asked his wife Jen if she could give his boss, Peter Dutton, a call and tell him that he’s too sick to be censured… Read More ›
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Bolt Calls On His Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Storm The Victorian Capital
Low rating Sky News talking head Andrew Bolt has called on his viewers, all 6 of them, to storm the Victorian capital and protest Dan Andrews’ election win. ”Peta Credlin, Rowan Dean and Myself didn’t vote for Dan Andrews, so… Read More ›
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