Bolt Calls On His Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Storm The Victorian Capital

Low rating Sky News talking head Andrew Bolt has called on his viewers, all 6 of them, to storm the Victorian capital and protest Dan Andrews’ election win.

”Peta Credlin, Rowan Dean and Myself didn’t vote for Dan Andrews, so who did? Asked a desperate sounding Bolt. ”I mean are we to believe that Victorians went against Peta Credlin and voted Labor, please.”

”I am sure most reasonable Victorians can see where I’m coming from and will don their shaman suit and head to Spring street with me.”

When asked if he was seriously suggesting that the Victorian election results were not valid, Bolt said: ”Are you saying I’m wrong? Is Peta Credlin wrong?”

”The left need to know that the reason we are on the right is because we are right.”

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the High court to challenge this devastating act of democracy.”

Mark Williamson


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