Low rating news network Sky News Australia has been named by bookies as the odds on favourite to win best comedy at next year’s Logie awards for their Victorian election night coverage.
”Australia has not seen cutting edge political satire like what Sky News presented on Saturday night in years,” said TV Critic Ian Pinion. ”It’s just a pity so few people watched it.”
”I mean Peta Credlin and Rowan Dean’s commitment to the bit was outstanding and don’t forget Tim Smith. The dude got sloshed and crashed a car into a house and yet they still had him on for his opinions.”
When reached for comment on their expected Logies triumph, a Sky news Spokesperson said: ”We’re just happy that people tuned in to watch, they don’t usually.”
”Can you believe it, we booked Kroger, Kennett and Smith and someone watched that train wreck?”
”Kroger hasn’t been relevant since the early 90’s and only then it was for like a year.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to give Tim Smith a lift down to the shops, he’s out of chardonnay poor chap.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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