Albo Thanks The Coalition For His Xmas Gift Of A Dud Opposition Leader

Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton.

‘’I didn’t expect much from them to be honest,’’ said DJ Albo. ‘’But, wow, what a gift, with Peter as Opposition leader I’ll get to be PM for as long as I want.’’

‘’They even chipped in and gave me the complimentary dud Nationals leader as well, David Little to be Proud of.’’

When asked what he sees as the challenges that lay ahead next year for his Government, DJ Albo said: ‘’Cost of living pressures are a big challenge, as well as international issues like the war in Ukraine and former PM Scott Morrison heading overseas on the speaking circuit.’’

‘’Can you imagine anyone paying to hear Scott Morrison speak?’’

‘’Anyway, here’s to 2023 being a great year for all Australians and who knows what it will bring, hopefully a new Chats album.’’

Mark Williamson


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