Those unlucky enough to have to return to the office today have been forced to endure the painfully boring showing of holiday pictures from their colleagues. One such office, based in Parramatta in Sydney’s West has had to suffer through… Read More ›
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Reserve Bank Calls On Defamation Lawyers To Curb Spending
The Reserve Bank of Australia has taken a break from kicking mortgage holders in the groin to call on the Nation’s defamation lawyers to reign in their spending as inflation is on the rise. ”These millionaire defamation lawyers need to… Read More ›
Gina Rinehart Books The Federal Court For Her Families Christmas Lunch
Australia’s favourite billionaire, according to low rating news channel Sky News Australia, Gina Rinehart, has booked the Federal court for her families Christmas lunch. ”The Federal court is a wonderful place to hold an event,” said a friend of the… Read More ›
Hanson: “Where’s The White Friday Sale?”
Australian Senator and part-time reality TV contestant, Pauline Hanson, has demanded to know why there is no white Friday sales. ”How dare the whites be discriminated against! Screeched Pauline, ”There’s black Friday sales and even EOFYS sales, but us whites… Read More ›
Gladys To Compensate All Optus Customers With A Free Pass To The Dubbo Gun Club
Optus’ reigning self-appointed employee of the month, Gladys Berejiklian, has promised all customers effected by the nation-wide outage that they would be compensated with a free pass to the Dubbo Gun Club. ”I know that our customers have been inconvenienced,… Read More ›
Banks Call On The Government To Allow The Trading Of Human Organs
The Nation’s banks have called on the Albanese Government to relax the laws around selling human organs in order to allow people to afford the latest interest rate rise. ”The Government needs to do all it can to allow us… Read More ›