That couple from the pub who are constantly arguing are taking their show on the road for a series of dates on popular Greyhound bus routes, their manager has announced. “We wanted to reward regional fans of Jase and Cheryl… Read More ›
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Pete Evans Conflicted Over Appearing On The Masked Singer
Unemployed Celebrity Chef and aspiring immunologist Pete Evans is said to be conflicted over the concept of the Channel 10 show The Masked Singer, telling friends that he was unsure whether he would accept an offer to appear on the… Read More ›
Low Rating News Channel Takes Credit For Popular Premier’s Retirement
Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, has rushed out a press release that takes credit for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews retirement. ”What a great day, not only for Victoria, but also for our viewers, all 6 of them,” said… Read More ›
Press Pack Stunned That Albo Doesn’t Know The Price Of A Gram Of Coke
The Canberra press pack has worked themselves into a lather today after Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was unable to say how much a gram of coke was on the FM radio show Wazza and the Spanker. ”It just goes to… Read More ›
Dude Who Just Watched Forged In Fire Declares That His Steak Knife Will Keel
35 year-old Hobart man, Richard Monks, has heartily tucked into his evening steak, stabbing the porterhouse with his knife and declaring to his family that the knife will keel. ”Every time he watches Forged In Fire he thinks he’s that… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Protest Commonwealth Games Cancellation
Low rating Australian news and opinion channel Sky News Australia has called for it’s viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and protest Dan Andrews cancellation of the Commonwealth games. ”We need the troops to rally, not only for… Read More ›
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