Three troopers are undergoing counselling after a routine arrest turned to tragedy when the suspect threw himself into a waterhole and drowned. “That escalated rather quickly,” a distraught trooper Andrew Patterson told The (un)Australian. “At most the poor guy was… Read More ›
Peter Dutton has set fire to the last remaining shred of his humanity in an effort to convince asylum seekers that it is pointless to look at him for empathy over their treatment in offshore detention centres. “Fortunately I only… Read More ›
NSW Governor Lachlan Macquarie has put out an urgent call to all explorers in the colony to go out and find more things he can name after himself. “It’s about time that lazy John Oxley stopped sitting around on his… Read More ›
NSW Govenor William Bligh says he expects no challenges to his authority as he implements early closing laws on the rum houses of Sydney Town. “I’m a man who is used to getting his own way, except for that one… Read More ›
Insisting he was “more disappointed than angry”, Kevin Rudd has spoken exclusively to The (un)Australian about Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s decision not to support his run for United Nations secretary general, insisting the Prime Minister risked “robbing the world of… Read More ›
The sheep census started by the Australian Bureau of Statistics back in 1950 is still no closer to completion due to all the census takers falling asleep five minutes after the start of each working day. “You’d think it would… Read More ›
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